[灌水]超级灌水贴（继续中。。。）

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/smsDIY/diysms.php?id=162910&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%CF%A3%C6%E6%CF%A3%C6%E6%D5%E6%CF%A3%C6%E6%A3%AC%B7%A2%CF%D6%D2%E2%CD%B6%B4%EF%B4%BA%C2%CC%A3%AC%B4%BA%C2%CC%CD%B7%C4%D4%D3%D0%CE%CA%CC%E2%A3%AC%B2%BB%B3%D4%B2%BB%BA%C8%B2%BB%D0%DD%CF%A2%A3%AC%D2%AA%CE%CA%B4%BA%C2%CC%D4%DA%C4%C4%C0%EF%A3%AC%D5%FD%D4%DA%C2%F1%CD%B7%BF%B4%CF%FB%CF%A2%A3%A1" target="_blank">希奇希奇真希奇，发现意投达春绿，春绿头脑有问题，不吃不喝不休息，要问春绿在哪里，正在埋头看消息！</a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/smsDIY/diysms.php?id=162907&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C6%C6%B9%F8%D7%D4%D3%D0%C6%C6%B9%F8%B8%C7%2C%B3%F3%B9%ED%D7%D4%D3%D0%B3%F3%C5%AE%B0%AE%2C%D6%BB%D2%AA%C7%E9%C9%EE%D2%E2%CB%C6%BA%A3%2C%C2%E9%D7%D3%D2%B2%C4%DC%B7%C5%B9%E2%B2%CA%A1%A3" target="_blank">破锅自有破锅盖,丑鬼自有丑女爱,只要情深意似海,麻子也能放光彩。</a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/smsDIY/diysms.php?id=162909&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%BE%C6%B7%EA%D6%AA%BC%BA%C7%A7%B1%AD%C9%D9%A3%AC%CF%EB%CB%B5%B0%AE%C4%E3%BA%C3%B2%BB%BA%C3%A3%BF%BB%B0%B2%BB%CD%B6%BB%FA%B0%EB%BE%E4%B6%E0%A3%AC%C4%E3%B2%BB%B0%AE%CE%D2%C7%EB%B1%F0%CB%B5%A3%A1" target="_blank">酒逢知己千杯少，想说爱你好不好？话不投机半句多，你不爱我请别说！</a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/smsDIY/diysms.php?id=179382&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%B5%C9%D1%DB%CA%C7%C6%A2%C6%F8%A3%AC%B0%A4%D7%E1%CA%C7%C4%BF%B5%C4%A3%AC%B1%F0%BF%B4%CE%D2%B8%EC%B2%B2%CF%B8%A3%AC%B8%BB%D3%D0%B1%AC%B7%A2%C1%A6%A3%AC%C4%E3%C8%F4%B2%BB%CF%E0%D0%C5%A3%AC%C4%C7%BE%CD%C0%B4%CA%D4%CA%D4%A3%A1" target="_blank">瞪眼是脾气，挨揍是目的，别看我胳膊细，富有爆发力，你若不相信，那就来试试！</a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/smsDIY/diysms.php?id=46871&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%D2%BB%B5%C8%C5%AE%C8%CB%A3%BA%BC%D2%C0%EF%B3%C6%B0%D4%A1%A3%B6%FE%B5%C8%C5%AE%C8%CB%A3%BA%D4%DA%BC%D2%B3%B3%BC%DC%A1%A3%C8%FD%B5%C8%C5%AE%C8%CB%A3%BA%BC%D2%D6%D0%B0%A4%B4%F2%A1%A3%CB%C4%B5%C8%C5%AE%C8%CB%A3%BA%C3%BA%C6%F8%D7%D4%C9%B1%A1%A3" target="_blank">一等女人：家里称霸。二等女人：在家吵架。三等女人：家中挨打。四等女人：煤气自杀。</a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/smsDIY/diysms.php?id=59155&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C1%F9%B5%E3%BB%D8%BC%D2%CA%C7%C7%EE%B9%ED%2C%BE%C5%B5%E3%BB%D8%BC%D2%CA%C7%BE%C6%B9%ED%2C%B0%EB%D2%B9%BB%D8%BC%D2%CA%C7%C9%AB%B9%ED%2C%CC%EC%C1%C1%BB%D8%BC%D2%CA%C7%B6%C4%B9%ED." target="_blank">六点回家是穷鬼,九点回家是酒鬼,半夜回家是色鬼,天亮回家是赌鬼.</a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/smsDIY/diysms.php?id=48227&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C1%D4%C8%CB%BF%B4%B5%BD%CC%EC%C9%CF%D3%D0%D6%BB%C4%F1%A3%AC%BE%CD%BF%AA%C1%CB%C8%FD%C7%B9%B6%BC%C3%BB%B4%F2%D6%D0%A3%AC%B5%AB%C4%C7%D6%BB%C4%F1%BB%B9%CA%C7%B5%F4%C1%CB%CF%C2%C0%B4%A3%AC%D4%AD%C0%B4%C4%C7%D6%BB%C4%F1%BF%B4%D7%D3%B5%AF%C3%BB%B4%F2%D6%D0%BE%CD%C5%C4%D0%D8%B8%AC%CB%B5%A3%BA%CF%C5%CB%C0%C1%CB%A3%AC%CF%C5%CB%C0%C1%CB" target="_blank">猎人看到天上有只鸟，就开了三枪都没打中，但那只鸟还是掉了下来，原来那只鸟看子弹没打中就拍胸脯说：吓死了，吓死了</a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/smsDIY/diysms.php?id=173880&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%B9%EA%BA%CD%C9%DF%B9%E4%B9%AB%D4%B0%A3%AC%D6%BB%D3%D0%D2%BB%D5%C5%C6%B1%A3%AC%B9%EA%C8%C3%C9%DF%B2%F8%D4%DA%B2%B1%C9%CF%A3%AC%C8%EB%D4%B0%CA%B1%A3%AC%BC%F4%C6%B1%B5%C4%D3%A5%CB%B5%A3%BA%D5%BE%D7%A1%A1%A3%B9%EA%C9%DF%BB%C5%D5%C5%A3%AC%D3%A5%D3%D6%CB%B5%A3%BA%BF%B4%C4%E3%C4%C7%B1%EE%D1%F9%A3%AC%BB%B9%B4%F2%C1%EC%B4%F8%C4%D8%A3%A1" target="_blank">龟和蛇逛公园，只有一张票，龟让蛇缠在脖上，入园时，剪票的鹰说：站住。龟蛇慌张，鹰又说：看你那鳖样，还打领带呢！</a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/smsDIY/diysms.php?id=105186&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%B7%F2%C6%DE%CF%E0%B4%A6%C1%BD%CC%F5%D4%AD%D4%F2%A3%BA%B5%DA%D2%BB%CC%F5%A3%AC%C0%CF%C6%C5%D3%C0%D4%B6%CA%C7%B6%D4%B5%C4%A3%BB%B5%DA%B6%FE%CC%F5%A3%AC%CD%F2%D2%BB%C0%CF%C6%C5%B4%ED%C1%CB%A3%AC%B2%CE%D5%D5%B5%DA%D2%BB%CC%F5%D6%B4%D0%D0%A1%A3" target="_blank">夫妻相处两条原则：第一条，老婆永远是对的；第二条，万一老婆错了，参照第一条执行。</a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/smsDIY/diysms.php?id=95529&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C5%F3%D3%D1%A3%AC%C4%E3%CF%E0%D0%C5%D3%D0%CC%EC%CC%C3%C2%F0%A3%BF%CE%D2%CF%E0%D0%C5%D3%D0%A3%AC%D2%F2%CE%AA%B5%B1%CE%D2%D6%AA%B5%C0%C4%E3%D4%DA%B6%C1%CE%D2%B5%C4%B6%CC%D0%C5%A3%AC%CE%D2%BE%CD%D3%D0%D6%D6%C9%ED%B4%A6%CC%EC%CC%C3%B5%C4%B8%D0%BE%F5%A3%A1%C4%E3%B5%C4%B4%E6%D4%DA%A3%AC%CA%C7%CE%D2%D7%EE%B4%F3%B5%C4%BF%EC%C0%D6%A3%A1" target="_blank">朋友，你相信有天堂吗？我相信有，因为当我知道你在读我的短信，我就有种身处天堂的感觉！你的存在，是我最大的快乐！</a>