[灌水]超级灌水贴（继续中。。。）

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/smsDIY/diysms.php?id=181161&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%B2%BB%D2%AA%CE%CA%CE%D2%CE%AA%CA%B2%C3%B4%BF%DE%C6%FC%A3%AC%CE%D2%B5%C4%C0%E1%CB%AE%CE%AA%C4%E3%B6%F8%C1%F7%A3%AC%CE%D2%B5%C4%D0%C4%CE%AA%C4%E3%B6%F8%CB%E9%A1%A3%CE%D2%BA%DE%C4%C7%B8%F6%C4%D0%C8%CB%A3%AC%CB%FB%CE%AA%CA%B2%C3%B4%D2%AA%B0%D1%C4%E3%B4%D3%CE%D2%C9%ED%B1%DF%B6%E1%C8%A5%A1%AD%A1%AD%CB%C0%D0%A1%CD%B5" target="_blank">不要问我为什么哭泣，我的泪水为你而流，我的心为你而碎。我恨那个男人，他为什么要把你从我身边夺去……死小偷</a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/smsDIY/diysms.php?id=181235&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%CF%EB%D7%A3%C4%E3%C7%E9%C8%CB%BD%DA%BF%EC%C0%D6%C8%B4%C3%BB%D3%D0%C8%CB%C5%E3%C4%E3%2C%CF%EB%D7%A3%C4%E3%CE%E5%D2%BB%BF%EC%C0%D6%C4%E3%C8%B4%C9%A5%CA%A7%C0%CD%B6%AF%C4%DC%C1%A6%2C%D7%DC%CB%E3%B8%BE%C5%AE%BD%DA%C4%C7%CC%EC%C4%DC%D1%EF%C3%BC%CD%C2%C6%F8%C4%E3%BB%B9%C3%BB%D3%D0%D5%E2%B8%F6%C8%A8%C1%A6%21" target="_blank">想祝你情人节快乐却没有人陪你,想祝你五一快乐你却丧失劳动能力,总算妇女节那天能扬眉吐气你还没有这个权力!</a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/smsDIY/diysms.php?id=183644&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C8%CB%C9%FA%3A0%CB%EA%B3%F6%B3%A1%C1%C1%CF%E0%2C30%BB%F9%B1%BE%B6%A8%CF%F2%2C60%B8%E6%C0%CF%BB%B9%CF%E7%2C70%B4%EA%B4%EA%C2%E9%BD%AB%2C80%C9%B9%C9%B9%CC%AB%D1%F4%2C90%CC%C9%D4%DA%B4%B2%C9%CF%2C100%B9%D2%D4%DA%C7%BD%C9%CF." target="_blank">人生:0岁出场亮相,30基本定向,60告老还乡,70搓搓麻将,80晒晒太阳,90躺在床上,100挂在墙上.</a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/smsDIY/diysms.php?id=200181&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%D2%BB%B5%A8%D0%A1%B5%C4%B2%A1%C8%CB%B1%BB%CD%C6%BD%F8%CA%D6%CA%F5%CA%D2%A3%AC%CB%FB%D2%AA%B4%F3%B7%F2%BA%CD%BB%A4%CA%BF%B6%BC%B0%D1%BF%DA%D5%D6%D5%AA%CF%C2%C0%B4%A3%AC%B4%F3%B7%F2%CB%B5%A3%BA%D5%E2%CA%C7%B9%E6%B6%A8%A1%A3%B2%A1%C8%CB%A3%BA%B1%F0%C6%AD%CE%D2%C1%CB%A3%AC%CA%C7%C5%C2%B3%F6%C1%CB%CA%C2%B6%F9%B1%BB%CE%D2%C8%CF%B3%F6%C0%B4%B0%C9" target="_blank">一胆小的病人被推进手术室，他要大夫和护士都把口罩摘下来，大夫说：这是规定。病人：别骗我了，是怕出了事儿被我认出来吧</a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/smsDIY/diysms.php?id=200182&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C4%B3%C8%CB%C8%A5%BB%AF%D1%E9%BF%C6%A3%AC%BB%A4%CA%BF%D6%B8%D7%C5%C7%B0%B7%BD%D2%BB%C5%C6%CB%B5%A3%BA%B7%C7%B1%BE%BF%C6%C8%CB%D4%B1%B2%BB%B5%C3%C8%EB%C4%DA%A1%A3%C0%B4%C8%CB%B4%F3%C5%AD%A3%AC%C2%EE%B5%C0%A3%BA%CE%D2%BE%CD%BB%AF%D1%E9%B8%F6%C4%F2%A3%AC%BB%B9%CB%FB%C2%E8%D2%AA%B1%BE%BF%C6%CE%C4%C6%BE" target="_blank">某人去化验科，护士指着前方一牌说：非本科人员不得入内。来人大怒，骂道：我就化验个尿，还他妈要本科文凭</a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/smsDIY/diysms.php?id=181099&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%D0%A1%BC%A6%B2%BB%BF%AA%C7%CF%A3%AC%C3%BB%B7%A8%CB%CD%D1%A7%D0%A3%A3%AC%B9%AB%BC%A6%C4%B8%BC%A6%B2%BB%B3%D4%CB%C7%C1%CF%A1%A3%D2%B2%B2%BB%CF%EB%CB%AF%BE%F5%A3%AC%C4%B8%BC%A6%CC%DB%BA%A2%D7%D3%A3%AC%B4%F8%CB%FD%BF%B4%D2%BD%C9%FA%A3%AC%CB%B5%CE%D2%BC%D2%D0%A1%BC%A6%CE%AA%C9%B6%D7%DC%CA%C7%C4%C3%D7%C5%CA%D6%BB%FA%D0%A6%A1%A3" target="_blank">小鸡不开窍，没法送学校，公鸡母鸡不吃饲料。也不想睡觉，母鸡疼孩子，带她看医生，说我家小鸡为啥总是拿着手机笑。</a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/smsDIY/diysms.php?id=181167&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C3%E6%BB%C6%F1%A4%CA%DD%A3%AC%B7%C5%C6%A8%C4%E8%B3%F4%A3%BB%BF%E9%B4%F3%B1%EC%B7%CA%A3%AC%B7%C5%C6%A8%C8%E7%C0%D7%A3%BB%C6%A8%C9%F9%BD%CF%D0%A1%A3%AC%C4%BF%B1%EA%C4%D1%D5%D2%A3%BB%C6%A8%C9%F9%CC%AB%B4%F3%A3%AC%D7%D4%BC%BA%DE%CF%DE%CE%A1%A3" target="_blank">面黄瘠瘦，放屁蔫臭；块大膘肥，放屁如雷；屁声较小，目标难找；屁声太大，自己尴尬。</a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/smsDIY/diysms.php?id=181104&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C2%E9%C8%B8%D3%EB%CD%D2%C4%F1%C1%B5%B0%AE%C1%CB%A3%AC%D2%BB%CC%EC%C2%E9%C8%B8%D2%AA%B6%D4%CD%D2%C4%F1%CB%B5%BE%E4%D0%C4%C0%EF%BB%B0%A3%AC%B2%BB%B5%C3%B2%BB%CB%B5%A3%BA%C7%D7%B0%AE%B5%C4%A3%AC%C4%E3%C4%DC%CC%C9%CF%C2%CB%B5%BB%B0%C3%B4%A3%BF" target="_blank">麻雀与鸵鸟恋爱了，一天麻雀要对鸵鸟说句心里话，不得不说：亲爱的，你能躺下说话么？</a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/smsDIY/diysms.php?id=181133&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C4%E3%B5%C4%D0%A6%CF%F3%B3%D4%CA%A3%B5%C4%B9%B7%C8%E2%C1%EE%CE%D2%C4%D1%CD%FC%2C%C4%E3%B5%C4%BB%B0%CF%F3%CE%E7%D2%B9%B5%C4%C8%AE%B7%CD%A3%AC%C1%EE%CE%D2%C3%CE%BB%D8%2C%C4%E3%B5%C4%C1%B3%CF%F3%D0%A1%B9%B7%C1%EE%CE%D2%D0%C0%CF%B2%2C%B5%AB%CE%AA%CA%B2%C3%B4%C4%E3%CF%F3%C8%E2%B0%FC%D7%D3%B4%F2%B9%B7%D2%BB%C8%A5%B2%BB%BB%D8%CD%B7%3F" target="_blank">你的笑象吃剩的狗肉令我难忘,你的话象午夜的犬吠，令我梦回,你的脸象小狗令我欣喜,但为什么你象肉包子打狗一去不回头?</a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/smsDIY/diysms.php?id=176122&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%D6%ED%B5%C4%D6%D6%C0%E0%A3%BA%D1%F8%D4%DA%BC%D2%C0%EF%B5%C4%CA%C7%BC%D2%D6%ED%A3%AC%C9%FA%D4%DA%C9%BD%D6%D0%B5%C4%CA%C7%D2%B0%D6%ED%A3%AC%B6%C1%D5%E2%D0%C5%CF%A2%B5%C4%CA%C7%B4%C0%D6%ED%A3%AC%C8%E7%B9%FB%D4%DA%D0%A6%CA%C7%C9%B5%D6%ED%A3%AC%C8%E7%B9%FB%C9%FA%C6%F8%CA%C7%B1%BF%D6%ED%A3%AC%B2%BB%BB%D8%D0%C5%CF%A2%CA%C7%CB%C0%D6%ED" target="_blank">猪的种类：养在家里的是家猪，生在山中的是野猪，读这信息的是蠢猪，如果在笑是傻猪，如果生气是笨猪，不回信息是死猪</a>