[灌水]超级灌水贴（继续中。。。）

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/smsDIY/diysms.php?id=174904&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%D2%BB%C5%A9%C3%F1%B5%BD%C6%FB%B3%B5%CF%FA%CA%DB%B5%EA%C4%C3%B3%F6%C1%BD%C7%A7%D4%AA%A3%BA%C2%F2%C1%BE%C9%A3%CB%FE%C4%C9%A1%A3%B5%EA%D4%B1%A3%BA%CA%B2%C3%B4%A3%BF%C5%A9%C3%F1%A3%BA%C3%C5%BF%DA%D0%B4%D7%C5%C9%A3%CB%FE%C4%C92000%B0%A1%B5%EA%D4%B1%A3%BA%C4%E3%C8%A5%B6%D4%C3%E6%C4%C7%B1%BC%B3%DB600" target="_blank">一农民到汽车销售店拿出两千元：买辆桑塔纳。店员：什么？农民：门口写着桑塔纳2000啊店员：你去对面那奔驰600</a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/smsDIY/diysms.php?id=146845&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%CE%D2%B0%AE%B5%C4%C8%CB%C3%FB%BB%A8%D3%D0%D6%F7%B0%AE%CE%D2%B5%C4%C8%CB%B2%D2%B2%BB%C8%CC%B6%C3%B2%BB%CA%C7%D4%DA%B7%C5%B5%B4%D6%D0%B1%E4%BB%B5%BE%CD%CA%C7%D4%DA%B3%C1%C4%AC%D6%D0%B1%E4%CC%AC%BF%A5%C2%ED%B0%A1%CB%C4%CC%F5%CD%C8%B4%F3%BA%A3%B0%A1%CB%FC%C8%AB%CA%C7%CB%AE%BF%B4%CA%D6%BB%FA%B5%C4%D6%ED%B0%A1%CB%FC%DF%D6%D7%C5%D7%EC" target="_blank">我爱的人名花有主爱我的人惨不忍睹不是在放荡中变坏就是在沉默中变态骏马啊四条腿大海啊它全是水看手机的猪啊它咧着嘴</a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/smsDIY/diysms.php?id=96767&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%D2%BB%D6%BB%D6%A9%D6%EB8%CC%F5%CD%C8%A3%AC%B4%D3%CC%EC%C9%CF%B5%F4%CF%C2%C0%B4%BB%B9%CA%A37%CC%F5%CE%CA%CE%AA%CA%B2%C3%B4%A3%BF%B4%F0%A3%BA%C4%C7%CC%F5%CD%C8%CE%E6%D7%A1%D0%D8%BF%DA%CB%B5%BF%C9%CF%C5%CB%C0%CE%D2%C1%CB%A3%A1" target="_blank">一只蜘蛛8条腿，从天上掉下来还剩7条问为什么？答：那条腿捂住胸口说可吓死我了！</a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/smsDIY/diysms.php?id=45894&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%BD%CC%CA%DA%A3%BA%D2%BB%B8%F6%C9%B5%B9%CF%CC%E1%B5%C4%CE%CA%CC%E2%A3%AC10%B8%F6%B4%CF%C3%F7%C8%CB%D2%B2%BB%D8%B4%F0%B2%BB%C1%CB%A1%A3%A1%B1%B4%F3%D1%A7%C9%FA%A3%BA%A1%B0%C4%D1%B9%D6%CE%D2%BF%BC%CA%D4%D7%DC%D2%B2%B2%BB%BC%B0%B8%F1" target="_blank">教授：一个傻瓜提的问题，10个聪明人也回答不了。”大学生：“难怪我考试总也不及格</a>

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<a href="http://sms.sohu.com/smsDIY/diysms.php?id=49140&amp;class=1440&amp;msg=%C0%CF%CA%A6%CB%B5%A3%BA%BF%EC%BF%BC%CA%D4%C1%CB%A3%AC%CA%D4%BE%ED%D2%D1%BE%AD%BD%BB%B5%BD%D3%A1%CB%A2%B3%A7%C1%CB%A1%A3%C4%E3%C3%C7%D2%AA%BA%C3%BA%C3%B8%B4%CF%B0%A3%AC%BB%B9%D3%D0%CA%B2%C3%B4%CE%CA%CC%E2%D2%AA%CE%CA%B5%C4%A3%BF%D1%A7%C9%FA%A3%BA%C7%EB%CE%CA%CA%C7%C4%C4%B8%F6%D3%A1%CB%A2%B3%A7%A3%BF" target="_blank">老师说：快考试了，试卷已经交到印刷厂了。你们要好好复习，还有什么问题要问的？学生：请问是哪个印刷厂？</a>

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哇。。。这个帖子好强